Saturday, September 3, 2011

Got Gas?

The school I work at has both a Truancy Officer & Security Officer,
but after a recent voicemail I'm thinking we need to create a
Flatulence Officer!

According to Wikipedia- flatulence is defined as:
 "the expulsion through the rectum of a mixture of gases
that are byproducts of the digestion process".

After reading the definition I doubt anyone would be interested in applying!

But (no pun intended!)... on to the recent voicemail
which was shared with me via email & went something like this:

"I received a voice mail about (confidential) and mom indicated
he has a gastric problem and wants permission
for him to fart in class and not get in trouble…
Who needs this info?"

Some things just can't be made up!

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